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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Going viral on Messenger:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Going viral on YouTube:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Trending via Reddit:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

Just shared via Messenger:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Trending via Instagram:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Going viral on Twitch:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Just shared via Instagram:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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