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Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Spotted on Pinterest:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Making waves on WeChat:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Seen just now on Reddit:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Going viral on WeChat:

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Shared recently on YouTube:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Trending via Slack:

Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

Making waves on Telegram:

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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51 shares on Messenger this month:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

How is it still this week?

16 shares on Telegram this month:

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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3,721

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Discord:

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Just landed via Facebook:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

Live now on WhatsApp:

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

Spotted on Threads:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

Going viral on Discord:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Making waves on Twitch:

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Breaking via YouTube:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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