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Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Messenger:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Live now on Telegram:

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Going viral on Telegram:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Spotted on Telegram:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Going viral on Discord:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

Making waves on Facebook:

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

Making waves on WeChat:

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

Just landed via Telegram:

Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Funny symbol quotes

Funny symbol quotes 💬✨ turn everyday characters into bursts of laughter and clever wit! From quirky punctuation marks to mischievous emojis 😜🔤, these playful combos spice up conversations and brighten your day. Ready to decode humor in the simplest signs? Let’s dive into a world where symbols speak louder than words and tickle your funny bone! 😂🎉

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My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

66 shares on Instagram this month:

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

92 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

He took my last fry, your honor.

76 shares on Discord this month:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Making waves on WeChat:

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

Going viral on Twitch:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Just landed via Telegram:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Breaking via Discord:

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

Going viral on TikTok:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Just landed via Reddit:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

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