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Tasting the fine vintage of avoidance 2023; pairs well with procrastination pie! 🍷🗓️🎉
67 Funny taste quotes
That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.
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That bourbon chicken should come with a toothpick tasting certificate to maintain its magical powers! 🥢🐔✨
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.
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Why is it that every bite of broccoli feels like betrayal when pizza exists? 🍕😈🥦
I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.
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"They knew my secret playlist?! Time to find a new underground jam! 🎶🤔😂"
Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.
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Trying to convince my brain to adult daily with a magic bean potion! ☕️🧙♂️😜
I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.
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Soy sauce: the ninja of condiments. One second you're flavoring, next second you're moving to a new shirt. 🍣🕶️🎨
Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.
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I finally found a way to make my veggies stop screaming for help: deep fry them! 🥦🍟🤣