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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

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Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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