Commentary:
Trying to find my life purpose one HBO show at a time 📺😇 #SundaySavior
26 Funny television quotes
I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.
Commentary:
"Living proof that 'Netflix and chill' can be a lifestyle choice! 📺😂 #NoRegrets"
Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”
Commentary:
"Clearly, your TV needs a higher IQ setting! 🤦♂️📺😂"
“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.
I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.
Commentary:
"Who needs relationship advice when you've got Al Bundy as your mentor? 🤣👰♂️ Don't forget to rock those white socks with sandals while lounging on the couch! 🧦🛋️ #MarriageGoals"
We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.
Commentary:
🔪💼 "Introducing the latest hit sensation: Downtown Stabby! Watch as crime takes a stab at the ordinary in this cutting-edge series. Warning: may cause sharp laughter and pointed suspense! 🔍🚓"
Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.
Commentary:
"Discovering the true meaning behind 'Suits' was a plot twist greater than any legal drama! 🔥😱👔 Who knew the power of a mere title could unleash such fiery emotions? Something tells me this revelation was a lawsuit waiting to happen! ⚖️😂 #MindBlown"
Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.
Commentary:
"According to the entertainment industry, attending a masquerade ball is a high-stakes affair with more danger than a battlefield! 🎭💃 Who knew donning a fancy mask could be riskier than dodging bullets? 🎥😄 #BallroomBattles"
Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.
Commentary:
"Looks like Europeans have cracked the code to beating boredom – read, baby, read! 📚📖 Who needs suspenseful TV dramas when you have the entire literary world at your fingertips? Keep turning those pages, Europe!"
When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.
Commentary:
"When my husband says he'll just be a minute, it's like receiving a free pass to embark on epic adventures and conquer life's challenges in the time it takes him to tie his shoelaces! 🦸♀️🎨📺 #TimeWellSpent #WifeyPower"