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Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,316

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Just shared via Telegram:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Making waves on Instagram:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Just shared via Facebook:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Shared recently on Threads:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Spotted on Facebook:

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

13 shares on Threads this month:

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

29 shares on Discord this month:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

65 shares on Slack this month:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Breaking news is really breaking me.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,410

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

First World War. Kind of nervous.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

Making waves on Threads:

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

Spotted on WeChat:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Seen just now on Threads:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

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