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Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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Spotted on Twitch:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Going viral on Facebook:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Breaking via Twitch:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Seen just now on X:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Live now on YouTube:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Just shared via Twitch:

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Trending via YouTube:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Going viral on Reddit:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Just landed via Facebook:

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

69 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

66 shares on WeChat this month:

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

49 shares on Discord this month:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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My middle finger salutes you.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Going viral on YouTube:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Just shared via Messenger:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Live now on Reddit:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Breaking via Pinterest:

My recliner and I go way back.

Trending via X:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Shared recently on Slack:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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