Funny throwaway quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Tupperware – the cherished guardians of forgotten leftovers, patiently waiting in the fridge until they meet their ultimate fate in the garbage disposal. It's like a delicious time capsule, except the only surprise is whether it's still edible or not!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

  Commentary:
  "Receipts are basically just souvenirs from a quick stop at the store – reminding you of the money you've spent in the most fleeting way possible. 🧾💸♻️ #TrashTalk"

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