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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

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Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

78 shares on Discord this month:

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

55 shares on Discord this month:

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

71 shares on Threads this month:

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

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“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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