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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Reported on Twitch:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Breaking via Threads:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Shared recently on Reddit:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Just shared via Telegram:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Spotted on Discord:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

Just shared via WeChat:

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Spotted on TikTok:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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