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Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Trending via X:

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

Just shared via Instagram:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Making waves on Telegram:

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Just landed via Messenger:

Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

Spotted on YouTube:

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

82 shares on YouTube this month:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

52 shares on Slack this month:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,652

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Making waves on Reddit:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Seen just now on X:

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Going viral on Slack:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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