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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

5 days ago

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

5 days ago

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

3 months ago

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

3 months ago

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

3 months ago