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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

3 months ago

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

3 months ago

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

3 months ago