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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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Is β€˜ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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When I say β€œI’m open to feedback” I mean β€œI accept compliments.”

Just landed via Twitch:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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A girl was coming over till she wasn’tβ€”that’s what happened.

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