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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

Just shared via Messenger:

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

Just landed via Reddit:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Breaking via Telegram:

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Spotted on Telegram:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Making waves on Threads:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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Did you seriously just pique my interest?

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