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Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,504

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,625

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Just landed via Telegram:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Just shared via Telegram:

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

Going viral on Reddit:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Broadcasted on X:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

40 shares on Slack this month:

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

76 shares on Discord this month:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

41 shares on Reddit this month:

Next to nothing is a weird place.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,504

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,438

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Breaking via WeChat:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Spotted on Slack:

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Spotted on Discord:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Happy new fear!

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