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Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Life begins when you can afford it.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,291

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Instagram:

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

Trending via TikTok:

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

Making waves on Messenger:

Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

Going viral on Pinterest:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Live now on LinkedIn:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

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87 shares on Messenger this month:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

You ever cleaned a room in your house so good that you walked out… just to walk back in to see your work?

55 shares on Facebook this month:

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can reach me by butterfly.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,372

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

Just shared via Pinterest:

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

Live now on YouTube:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Just shared via Messenger:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

Going viral on X:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Spotted on Threads:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Going viral on Threads:

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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