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Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

The shitshow must go on.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

Making waves on YouTube:

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Making waves on Discord:

Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

Shared recently on TikTok:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

Just shared via Twitch:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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75 shares on TikTok this month:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

50 shares on Messenger this month:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

68 shares on X this month:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

57 shares on Slack this month:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WeChat:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Trending via X:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Seen just now on WeChat:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Trending via Slack:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Making waves on Discord:

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

Just landed via Twitch:

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

Breaking via Instagram:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

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