Funny von quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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