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Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,454

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Making waves on X:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Just shared via TikTok:

Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Making waves on YouTube:

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Seen just now on Threads:

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Going viral on Threads:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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39 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

84 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

54 shares on X this month:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Back to the Future and chill?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Salary week, but salary weak.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,543

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Just landed via Slack:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Just shared via X:

Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys are gonna get eaten by monsters.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

Just shared via Twitch:

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Just landed via Discord:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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