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Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

4,040

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Facebook:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

Going viral on X:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Shared recently on Facebook:

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

Just shared via Threads:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Going viral on Facebook:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Going viral on Telegram:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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67 shares on WeChat this month:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

49 shares on Discord this month:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,805

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Reddit:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Trending via X:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

Just landed via Facebook:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Just landed via Instagram:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Trending via Reddit:

Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

Just landed via YouTube:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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