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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Freshly posted on Slack:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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Funny vowels quotes are here to tickle your brain and brighten your day with a splash of wordplay 🎉😂! From A to U, these witty gems turn letters into laughs, making language way more entertaining 🅰️🅴🅸🅾️🆄. Perfect for word nerds, pun lovers, or anyone who enjoys a clever twist on the alphabet 🎈📚. Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even rethink your vowels! 😄✨

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Share →: “There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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Facetiously speaking, I just discovered my vocabulary has a secret talent! 🤔😂🔍
6 months ago
Share →: I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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"Ah yes, the English spelling of 'diarrhoea' truly gives the impression that your vowels are on the loose! 🤣🇬🇧 Watch out, those vowels are running wild! 🏃‍♂️💨 #LostInTranslation"
6 months ago
Share →: Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

Commentary:
"Imagine Celine Dion belting out 'E O I E A!' Sounds like a farm concert you wouldn't want to miss! 🎤🐓🚜 #MusicalAgriculture"

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Making waves on Reddit:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Going viral on Instagram:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Live now on Threads:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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