One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there. Commentary:Looks like you were planning for an epic undersea career! 🐠🧜♂️🕒
God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo. Commentary:"God creating the duck: 'Why have a boring chicken when you can have a waterproof feathered musician?' 🦆🎷 #QuirkyCreation #GodsSenseOfHumor"