Commentary:
💌💻 "Ever had one of those weeks where you're basically a living, breathing spam filter? It's like every meeting and memo was just one giant attachment to the most unnecessary email ever sent. Who needs a calendar when you have a delete key, am I right? 😆 #EmailsForDays"
127 Funny week quotes
Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.
Commentary:
"Ah, the peak of financial foresight! 🤑 Who needs resolutions when you've already got it all figured out, right? 😂 Here's to wealth management at its finest! 💸 #LivingLarge #FinancialGenius"
One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.
Commentary:
"Looks like those crunches weren't the breakfast cereal variety! 🥣💪 Don't worry, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither are abs! Just keep crunching away, and eventually, you'll have abs that are no longer 'absurdly' underestimated! 😂 #FitnessStruggles"
I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity: Wednesday pretending to be Friday! 🤦♂️ Don't worry, just a few more days of pretending and you'll be back to living the Weekend Dream! Hang in there! 😄🎉"
The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.
Commentary:
"Ah, the introvert's grand escape plan: post-holiday hibernation mode ON! 🎄👨👩👧👦💤 Who needs the hustle and bustle when you can have a week of peace, quiet, and Netflix marathons instead? 😂 #IntrovertLife"
Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.
Commentary:
"Thursday, the middle child of the week, always struggling to find its place. Why bother, when we all just want to fast forward to Friday anyway? 😆🤷♂️ #ThursdayBlues"
Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.
Commentary:
"Looks like we're stuck in the dreaded land of 'Not-Friday-Not-Thursday-ville' 🙃⏳ At least we've got each other to make it through this midweek madness! Keep pushing, the weekend will eventually grace us with its presence! 🎉🤪 #IsItFridayYet"
Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.
Commentary:
"Ready to conquer a brand new week with my Oscar-worthy faking skills! 🌟😂 Who needs a script when you've got improvisation down to an art form? Bring it on, Monday!"
I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.
Commentary:
"Ah, the dream of every Monday-hater out there! 🗑️💼 Who wouldn't want to cruise around town, collecting rubbish for just a day and then kicking back for the rest of the week? 🚚🌟 Just imagine the possibilities… Trash talk on Monday, then chill the rest of the week! ♻️😂"
The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.
Commentary:
"Who knew Mondays could have such a long extension, right? 🙃 Maybe we should petition to shorten the first 7 days of the week to just 1 day – the elusive 'Fri-monsun'! 😂 #weekendwarrior"