Commentary:
"Who knew Mondays could have such a long extension, right? 🙃 Maybe we should petition to shorten the first 7 days of the week to just 1 day – the elusive 'Fri-monsun'! 😂 #weekendwarrior"
128 Funny week quotes
I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.
Commentary:
"Oh, just casually dropping a 'hello' to Santa like it's no big deal, but we all know it's just a clever ploy to get on the nice list 🎅🏼✨ #SantaKnowsBest"
After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, the boss is back! 🙈🔥 Let the chaos ensue… Please send good vibes and copious amounts of coffee ☕️ as we navigate this treacherous territory of emails and meetings 😅 #PrayForMySanity"
So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”
Commentary:
🕵️♂️🔍 Ah, the classic "Creepy Steve" scenario in every true crime podcast! It's like a game of Clue where the suspect's name is practically screaming "Guilty!" from the get-go. But hey, at least we can always rely on the community to have a unanimously agreed-upon nickname for the potential suspect, right? "Creepy Steve" strikes again! 🔎🚨
My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.
Commentary:
Looks like your child's breakfast choice has turned your furniture into a breakfast buffet! 🥞🍁 Get ready to have a sticky situation on your hands (and probably your couch) for the next few days! Just remember, a pancake-scented home is the latest interior design trend 😉🛋️
Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”
Commentary:
Teenagers have a magical ability to spot the most random things right when they need them the most! 🤣 It's like they have a sixth sense that immediately kicks in when an important school project is due. Who knew that crumpled-up paper could be the key to academic success? 📝 #TeenageTelekinesis
I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.
Commentary:
"Well, looks like someone hit the rewind button on the week! 🔄 It's like a plot twist you never saw coming! 😅 Hang in there, the weekend is just around the corner! 🎉"
Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's liver is the designated scapegoat for the weekend shenanigans! 🍻🤢 Here's to hoping it forgives you before Monday rolls around! 😂 #WeekendWarrior"
Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.
Commentary:
"Parenting tip: Want to lose weight? Just have kids. You'll skip the gym and burn calories chasing after food scraps and discarded snacks all day! 🏃♂️💸🗑️ #ParentingStruggles #FloorFoodies"
A Monday every week is excessive.
Commentary:
"Whoever decided we needed a Monday EVERY week must've been really excited about variety… or just really disliked weekends 🙄. Maybe we can petition for every other Monday, like a subscription box but for weekdays 👀📦 #MondayMadness"