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If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

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Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

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Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

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Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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