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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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The feminine urge to turn you on and not do anything about it.

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

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My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

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Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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Everyone is getting idioter.

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Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Live now on Facebook:

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

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