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Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

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Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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For the record, I use a turntable.

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That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

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The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

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Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

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I bet God still calls it Twitter.

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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