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Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Meow means woof in cat.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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Going viral on Twitch:

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

Trending via YouTube:

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Going viral on Discord:

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

Just landed via Threads:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

Making waves on TikTok:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Spotted on WeChat:

Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

Making waves on Threads:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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32 shares on Telegram this month:

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

87 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

You look like the result of a failed CIA experiment.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Seen just now on Threads:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Seen just now on Facebook:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Just landed via WeChat:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Making waves on WeChat:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Breaking via TikTok:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Shared recently on Threads:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Body by sandwich.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

Going bananas on WeChat:

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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