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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Seen just now on Slack:

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

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Just landed via X:

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Spotted on X:

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Going viral on Reddit:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Just shared via YouTube:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

Going viral on Instagram:

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Going viral on WeChat:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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