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Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Icarus loved hot wings.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Trending via WeChat:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Going viral on WeChat:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

Spotted on X:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Shared recently on X:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Just landed via YouTube:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Spotted on X:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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20 shares on Discord this month:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

25 shares on Slack this month:

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

56 shares on X this month:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

43 shares on Discord this month:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I’ve named my couch American Idle.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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Making waves on Reddit:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Going viral on Slack:

Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Just shared via Threads:

I have a very active anti-social life.

Shared recently on Reddit:

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Just landed via Instagram:

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

Spotted on Slack:

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

Seen just now on X:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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