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Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Spotted on Reddit:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Making waves on WeChat:

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Breaking via Facebook:

Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

20 shares on Slack this month:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

45 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

65 shares on Reddit this month:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Broadcasted on Threads:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Going viral on Instagram:

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Freshly posted on Slack:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Going viral on Instagram:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Just landed via Reddit:

Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

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