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Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

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Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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