Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.