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  • Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.
  • IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.
  • We’re all naughty, some just more than others.
  • Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.
  • Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.
  • People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.