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Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, โ€œYour keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,โ€ and โ€œHe will ultimately betray you.โ€

Witty quote about marriage humorously comparing a wife to a psychic with funny advice.

Commentary:
Wives: Master keys to the universe and ultimate plot twist forecasters! ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ”‘๐Ÿ˜‚


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