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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

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Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

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Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

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25 is the new 0 years old.

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

Keep the laugh going 😂

Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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