Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.