Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I hear ya! Nothing like a classy night of candlelit "therapy" and grape juice 🍷🕯️😄 Related funny posts 😂 Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished. There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps. Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit. Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU. My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.