Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.