Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Commentary:
“Hey buddy, just a friendly reminder: A wedding is not a DIY open bar experiment! 😜🥂 #DrinkResponsibly”

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