I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Always knew my heart was overflowing with love… and maybe a bit of coffee! βππ½ Related funny posts π Cholesterol has a special place in my heart. I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave. Coffee doesnβt even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game. I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.