I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder. Commentary:Always knew my heart was overflowing with love… and maybe a bit of coffee! ☕💓🚽 Related Funny Posts 🤝 You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave. Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”? I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee. I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart. At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.
