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Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,606

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Occupation: the ugly friend!

Spreading quickly via X:

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

Breaking via Facebook:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

Going viral on Facebook:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Trending via Telegram:

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Trending via Reddit:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Live now on Instagram:

For Halloween, I will be okay.

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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31 shares on Messenger this month:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

12 shares on Discord this month:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,958

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Trending via Discord:

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Spotted on Reddit:

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Seen just now on Slack:

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Breaking via YouTube:

Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

Spotted on Threads:

Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

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