I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!