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Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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Spotted on TikTok:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Just shared via X:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Spotted on YouTube:

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Just landed via YouTube:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Live now on Threads:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Spotted on Twitch:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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60 shares on Snapchat this month:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

55 shares on X this month:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

17 shares on X this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

40 shares on Threads this month:

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

20 shares on Slack this month:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

71 shares on Discord this month:

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

22 shares on X this month:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

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May the algorithms be with you.

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I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

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Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

People text you when you look good in photos.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Making waves on X:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Shared recently on Slack:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Spotted on Instagram:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Trending via Instagram:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

Broadcasted on X:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Spotted on Facebook:

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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