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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.