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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my…

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my…

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"Living on the edge with that 'faith-based banking' strategy, huh? 🙏💳 Just remember: even miracles have limits! 😂💸 #DivineDebit"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged account, attitude, bank, bank account, card, carefree, carefree attitude, check, even, financial, financial struggle, god's will, gods, humor, i, just, money, spending, struggle, swipe, swipe card on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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