I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited. Funny Quotes August 21, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business. Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account. The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.