I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my… Commentary:"Living on the edge with that 'faith-based banking' strategy, huh? 🙏💳 Just remember: even miracles have limits! 😂💸 #DivineDebit" Related Funny Posts 🤝 It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime. Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket. Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.