I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the classic 'verbal time bomb' strategy! 😂💣 Good thing my pillow is a certified therapist! 🛌🧠" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them. Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me. I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.