I don’t usually think about what I say before I say i… Commentary:"Ah, the classic 'verbal time bomb' strategy! 😂💣 Good thing my pillow is a certified therapist! 🛌🧠" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them. Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me. Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”. If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up. If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.
