I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want… Commentary:"Sign me up for Goat Life! 🐐 Ready to leap into the weekend hooves-first, munching snacks and settling disputes the head-butting way! 😂🙌" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore. Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult. The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!” I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour. Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?