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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want…

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want…

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"Sign me up for Goat Life! 🐐 Ready to leap into the weekend hooves-first, munching snacks and settling disputes the head-butting way! 😂🙌"

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