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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.