I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me. Commentary:Guess I've unlocked the "mystery character" achievement in real life! 🎭🕵️♂️✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats. I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks. When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese. I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me. Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.
