I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just got new walking shoes—perfect for dodging human furniture! 🚶♀️🛋️😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them. You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.” “Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.