I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest. Commentary:When you wake up smelling like a spa and your pillow's living its best life 🍬💤✨ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move. Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets). “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash. You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up. Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.