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Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

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Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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My love language is being sent money.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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The peace of not knowing.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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