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Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

Making waves on Slack:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Just landed via Threads:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Live now on Snapchat:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Trending via Messenger:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Going viral on WeChat:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Reported on Snapchat:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Live now on WhatsApp:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Reported on TikTok:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Trending via Telegram:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Going viral on Messenger:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Just landed via WeChat:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

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