I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles. Commentary:"When your face is giving away more spoilers than a movie trailer! ๐ฌ๐ค #FaceSubtitles" Related Funny Quotes ๐ค I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face. I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face. If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble. My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face. I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.
