I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Commentary:
“When your face is giving away more spoilers than a movie trailer! 🎬🤐 #FaceSubtitles”

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