I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looking for a paycheck that induces heart palpitations, but in a good way! 💸😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Salary week, but salary weak. Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work. To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels. Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.