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I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

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Sounds like the only thing I'm growing is my grocery bill! 🌱💸🤔

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, expense, expensive, food, frustration, gardening, grow, humor, i, just, okay, own, posts, sarcasm, think, too, why on Aug 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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