I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the true 'tinkle of regret'—a bestseller on my life shelf! 🚽📚😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself. “You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things. Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors. I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.