I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the true 'tinkle of regret'—a bestseller on my life shelf! 🚽📚😂" Related funny posts 😂 Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters. Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf. Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first. Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti. Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.