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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for c…

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for c…

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"Ah, the eternal struggle between needing caffeine to function and wanting alcohol to forget you need caffeine. It's a delicate balance of timing and priorities ☕🍷 #DecisionsDecisions"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged afternoon, alcohol, beverage, coffee, day, decision, dilemma, early, half, humor, i, late, morning, procrastination, spend, time, too, wondering on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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