I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the eternal struggle between needing caffeine to function and wanting alcohol to forget you need caffeine. It's a delicate balance of timing and priorities ☕🍷 #DecisionsDecisions" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early. Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.” Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.
