I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

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You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.