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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between needing caffeine to function and wanting alcohol to forget you need caffeine. It's a delicate balance of timing and priorities ☕🍷 #DecisionsDecisions"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged afternoon, alcohol, beverage, coffee, day, decision, dilemma, early, half, humor, i, late, morning, procrastination, spend, time, too, wondering on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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