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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Commentary:
"Who knew the mothership had such strict house rules? πŸ‘½πŸš€ At least those aliens have good hygiene standards! Maybe next time they'll abduct you for a playdate?! πŸͺπŸŒŒ"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged abduction, alien, aliens, chores, clean, cleaning, eat, hands, humor, hygiene, i, me, mothership, parenting, room, vegetables, wash on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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