I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean… Commentary:"Who knew the mothership had such strict house rules? 👽🚀 At least those aliens have good hygiene standards! Maybe next time they'll abduct you for a playdate?! 🪐🌌" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now. The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday. Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands! My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room. Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.
