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"Who knew the mothership had such strict house rules? ๐ฝ๐ At least those aliens have good hygiene standards! Maybe next time they'll abduct you for a playdate?! ๐ช๐"
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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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