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The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

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Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

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I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

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Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

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What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

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We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?

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So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Breaking via Facebook:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

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I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

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I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

Keep the laugh going 😂

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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