I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.