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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.