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“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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