If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, &#… Commentary:"When the printer jams again: 🤫🔮 'The prophecy has been fulfilled,' and exit stage left! 👋😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“ I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today. The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today. “Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks. “You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.
